Schtig

a cigarette

"Let's go for a schtig" or
"It's Schtig o'clock"

by JB January 30, 2004

schtig

To kill someone by stabbing through a pillow, as Hugo Stiglitz did in the film Inglorious Basterds.

So apparently a guy got schtigged last night.

by afunkybudgie October 21, 2012

schligy

Replacement for “shit” coined by the almighty @zman_spongebob

Zach: “Bruh I need to take a fat schligy....”
Miku: “Shut the fuck up with that bull schligy!!!”

by Brokeboyluke April 22, 2019

Schmigly

Used in place of an individual's name that you cannot remember at the moment.

"Okay so we'll meet for dinner at my house and you can finally meet Schmigly."

"What a great sandwich, thank Schmigly for me."

"You, me, and Bob can work on the details of the project while Ted and Schmigly begin the basic wireframes."

by GeeViss April 10, 2013

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

schtikel

A Jewish-Yiddish expression meaning 'small amount.'

Dr. Tim Whatley, DDS: "Chrissy, give me a schtikel of fluoride."

by jerryseinfeld69 June 3, 2010

Scatigation

The procedure of throwing shit instead of legal prosecution of a claim.

"Probably would take too much money and time to sue him, so it looks like this time it goes to scatigation...we'll have to cover the front porch with shit, maybe the entire house."

by Zacalicious-1 March 20, 2015