schmig

A schmig a person who does schmigly things, for example mowing there lawn backwards, eating there pizza from the crust inwards.

Person one: OMG HARRIETS SUCH A SCHMIG!
Person two: I know! i saw her walking in and out a door 4 times before she walked in.

by akamini May 27, 2008

Schmig

(noun) the language derived from adding "schm" to the beginning of any word, especially proper nouns and important words in sentences.

(verb) to schmig a word.

Schmerin: Schmatlyn, would you like to have a schmigarette?

Schmatlyn: Why, schmes I would!

by katie_kaboom August 5, 2009

Schmig

Cigarette

James, do you want to go have a schmig?

by crosstown June 27, 2008

schmig affiliate

someone who sucks both at life and at affiliate marketing

"Don't waste your time on that schmig affiliate"

by schmigstoppa January 10, 2010

Schmig Dick

Street slang for schmiggy which is the act of shooting herion and pcp into the large vain of the penis.

Everybody is schmig dick in the club tonight.

by ftkscrillan March 22, 2009

Schmig(smig)

A small big dick.

Told that boy to hold this schmig(smig).

by natakun September 25, 2022

Schmig

A slang word for the f bomb

"Oh Schmig! i dropped a nail on my foot!"

by uhhoh September 5, 2023