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Schmiggly Schmaffin
An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"
Justin looks.
As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"
Justin says "Damn it!"
Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011
Related Words
Schmigly • Schmegly • schmugly • schmagly • schmiely • Schmiggly Schmaffin • Schmigloffle • Schmigloo • Schmigy • schmilly
Schmigloffle
Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll
A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.
Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD
A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.
Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD
Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.
Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.
Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.
Schmigloffle by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010
schmugly
Did you hear that guy, what a schmugly dip shit. I can't believe he just tried to pull that on her again.
schmugly by DJ Bubbles May 26, 2010
Schmigloo
Schmigloo by Gucci Jesus January 11, 2014
Schmegly
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