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Schmiggly Schmaffin 

An act of random annoyance. This is not to be confused with the act of trolling. Schmiggly Schmaffing is annoyance that invokes rage among their victims. After completing the act, one yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!" to increase the annoyance of the victim
Justin opens his book to page 103.

Zack says "Hey Justin! Look over there!"

Justin looks.

As Justin is looking, Zack throws his book on the ground and yells "Schmiggly Schmaffin!"

Justin says "Damn it!"
Schmiggly Schmaffin by Thesperson November 2, 2011

schmilly 

to hit a girl really hard in the fanny.
"i just hit chaz really hard in the fanny"
"what? did you schmilly her?"
schmilly by Flo&Chaz October 17, 2007

Schmigloffle 

Pronounced - smeee - gloff (sounds a bit like glove) - ulllll

A schmigloffle means, something to say when your patting someones head, as in aah you (less important than me) little cutie.

Or the fake defininition (to use when your friends ask what it means) is a penguin with a mustache and goaty xD
Girl one: so how was your date with ben yesterday. *makes kissie noises*
Girl two: aww, he was such a schmigloffle.

Girl one: *trips over*
Girl two: omg are you okay?
Girl one: *gets up*
Girl three: *pats girl ones head* awww you schmigloffle.
Schmigloffle by Naughtybeauble December 26, 2010
This describes a person who at least 50% Schmuck and 100% Ugly.
Did you hear that guy, what a schmugly dip shit. I can't believe he just tried to pull that on her again.
schmugly by DJ Bubbles May 26, 2010

Schmigloo 

A facility made usually of snow in which one can smoke ganja; a weed smoking facility
Hey dude, wanna go light one up in my schmigloo?
Schmigloo by Gucci Jesus January 11, 2014

Schmegly 

Any gross, disgusting, or slimy substance fond in any location it should NOT be.
Hey dude!! What's that schmegly on your shirt
Schmegly by Kspenst March 26, 2017