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schlingy 

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.
Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.
schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing
Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny
schliny by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
Meaning Cool, stupid, bad, good..
man that shits schlig
schlig by Whitey Ford May 23, 2003

Schligaed 

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.
I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed
Schligaed by Olc0untry October 4, 2015
(verb) to schilg: to fuck, suck, eat, do, complete

(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)

(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired
I schligged an entire extra large pepperoni pizza to myself

You up? Wanna schlig?

Pass me the schlig (blunt)

Let’s meet at your schlig at 11:30

I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
(I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m wasted and about to barf in the toilet)
schlig by razzlefrazzleschlig September 27, 2023
When a male injects heroin and pcp through his peniotis. And begins to sweat perfusley.
Yo man, lets go get Schmigy with the homies.

peniotis
Schmigy by Da Fank March 6, 2009
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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