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schlingy 

adj.- one who is untrustworthy, capable of taking your money and not paying you back.
Don't loan that muthafucka any money cause he act all schlingy.
schlingy by Vindettah P.O.R.G. June 11, 2006
having a penis so small that its almost not visible, its barley even pleasing
Guy1: Do you have any small jock straps?

Clerk: Yeah sure, hopefully it wont be too big for your schliny
schliny by k-rizzle32 January 21, 2010
Meaning Cool, stupid, bad, good..
man that shits schlig
schlig by Whitey Ford May 23, 2003

Schligaed 

When some body does not follow through with something they have told, or blows you off.
I opened up my pay check to see if I got that raise my boss promised me. Nope not there I just got Schligaed
Schligaed by Olc0untry October 4, 2015
(verb) to schilg: to fuck, suck, eat, do, complete

(noun): an object, place or thing (similar to jawn)

(adjective) schligged: drunk, high, tired
I schligged an entire extra large pepperoni pizza to myself

You up? Wanna schlig?

Pass me the schlig (blunt)

Let’s meet at your schlig at 11:30

I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m schligged and about to schlig in the schlig
(I just drank 10 twisted teas, now I’m wasted and about to barf in the toilet)
schlig by razzlefrazzleschlig September 27, 2023
When a male injects heroin and pcp through his peniotis. And begins to sweat perfusley.
Yo man, lets go get Schmigy with the homies.

peniotis
Schmigy by Da Fank March 6, 2009