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schmiggles 

Mae: Could really use some schmiggles right about now.
Taylor: I'll give you all the schmiggles and snuggles in the world.
schmiggles by RTfangirl12 July 9, 2018

schmiggles 

another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)
When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"
schmiggles by jeremiah May 13, 2003

Schmiggles 

A rare substance found only in the land of Schmi-7, of the Brass Universe. A common fight is fought between the two deities of this land for this rare substance, which caused the downfall of this planet and made it uninhabitable.
Did you hear about how the Schmiggles caused the downfall of Schmi-7?
Schmiggles by Coruscare October 27, 2020

gits and shiggles 

If you have teachers who don't care for swearing, it is a more school appropriate version of shits and giggles.
Blake-"Why are you hiding Clark's pop from him, he is going to be pissed!"
Jason-"Just for Gits and Shiggles."
gits and shiggles by Weleski December 30, 2007

schmingle 

The act of schmoozing combined with the act of mingling particularly at a party or social gathering.
I need to go to the happy hour after work to schmingle with the yuppies.
schmingle by Jeff Snodgrass October 7, 2008

Shmiggles 

An alternate and more pleasing to hear version of diarrhea or Montezuma's revenge . For use with partners and the general public.
Babe, I don't think I can go for a run with you because I have shmiggles again.
Shmiggles by hvacmakesmehot March 14, 2019
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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