means when something goes wrong
alec hurt himself and said 'schmiggles'
by james January 15, 2004
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Mae: Could really use some schmiggles right about now.
Taylor: I'll give you all the schmiggles and snuggles in the world.
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another word for f**k or c**t but is used when you can't swear properly
(helps if ur a scouser)
When john lennon got to heaven and god told him Mcartney was gettin all the credit for the beatles he simply said "schmiggles"
by jeremiah May 13, 2003
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Pronounced "shmih-gal".

An expression of pure pleasure, happiness, excitement, affection or joy.
Eeeee, I'm so happy! Eeeee, schmiggle!!!!!
by CJoo October 6, 2008
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When one takes a penis into the mouth in a rythmic motion back and forth then schmacks (smacks) one in the face with the aforementioned penis. Cuming in the hair is optional.
Last night I got a schmiggle schmat to the face, and it resulted in a burgundy! I was so pissed!
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Someone who is being rather annoying or is causing trouble for no reason at all.
Word similar to schmiggle are dickhead or wanker
Come on let’s leave man this guys being a total schmiggle
by Reese MacAdams February 28, 2019
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A rare substance found only in the land of Schmi-7, of the Brass Universe. A common fight is fought between the two deities of this land for this rare substance, which caused the downfall of this planet and made it uninhabitable.
Did you hear about how the Schmiggles caused the downfall of Schmi-7?
by Coruscare October 28, 2020
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