by Tyler & Travis March 10, 2005
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No youβre the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
Oh fuck YO mamma, you shit-eating cocksucker. You can eat shit and die you fucking good-for-nothing piece of shit. I am fucking serious when I say burn in Hell, you fucking ass-spelonker. Suck my cock FUCKER.
-Your mom has fices in her vagina-
- P.P.S. is for fags
-Your mom has fices in her vagina-
- P.P.S. is for fags
by Travis March 14, 2005
Tyler, it is spelled schnigglepuffs, not schigglepuffs. As in: That test was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
Punching through that window was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
-or-
Getting your mom in bed was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
-or-
Getting your mom in bed was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
by Travis March 11, 2005
a poem
if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.
if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.
not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.
when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.
you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.
ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.
when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.
if you beat me it will be dumb luck,
you will never amount to more than a biggie sized fuck.
if their is a hell thats where you'll go you prick, you'll never be more than a 5'4" dick.
not that you have one, cause as we all know, your cock is smaller than mimi me's pinky toe.
when your in hell gettin' mouth fucked by Osama i'll be on earth inseminatin' your momma.
you failed art class and have 9 weeks detention for the next 9 weeks your mom will get my erection.
ya im fat but at least i have a dick the only dick you have is the one between dereks hips.
when you hump his ass he is surehe will follow, all i know is your mom swallows.
by Da Money March 15, 2005
Tyler, it is spelled schnigglepuffs, not schigglepuffs. As in: That test was as easy as schnigglepuffs.
by Travis Heine March 11, 2005
Apr 22 trending
- 1. Watermelon Sugar
- 2. Ghetto Spread
- 3. Girls who eat carrots
- 4. sorority squat
- 5. Durk
- 6. Momala
- 7. knocking
- 8. Dog shot
- 9. sputnik
- 10. guvy
- 11. knockin'
- 12. nuke the fridge
- 13. obnoxion
- 14. Eee-o eleven
- 15. edward 40 hands
- 16. heels up
- 17. columbus
- 18. ain't got
- 19. UrbDic
- 20. yak shaving
- 21. Rush B Cyka Blyat
- 22. Pimp Nails
- 23. Backpedaling
- 24. Anol
- 25. got that
- 26. by the way
- 27. Wetter than an otter's pocket
- 28. soy face
- 29. TSIF
- 30. georgia rose
