JB's definitions

saved by the bell

Elite 80's show.

I watched saved by the bell yesterday. Yesterday was 1989. I swear.

by jB August 24, 2003

Siskel & Ebert

Two thumbs up!

My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!

by JB October 2, 2003

PINK NOODLE

When you jack off so hard that your vas deferons shoot out of the tip of your dick.

It was embarassing showing up in the emergency room with a pink noodle.

by jb June 19, 2006

Arrested Development

Only the best show EVER to hit TV!
A new cult classic, like Seinfeld and Office Space

Did you see Jason Bateman in Arrested Development last night? He was arguing with GOB so much!

by jb April 27, 2004

whack the crack

A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.

Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?

by JB February 27, 2005

Spooge Monkey

A person who secretly tries to watch other men jerking off.

I was tossing one off the other night and I happened to look up and Gerry was being a spooge monkey in my window. Gerry likes to go to the gym and spooge monkey around the locker room.

by JB March 12, 2003

friendster

aka poonster. Free hook-up service.

I'm going out with this girl I met on poonster, errrr, friendster.

by jb November 20, 2003