JB's definitions

chotis

A widely accepted and greatly applauded description for the perineum, the piece of flesh between your nuts/lips and your ass hole.

Your chotis has scales - have you showered?

by JB February 27, 2005

Euda

German: Salutation in "krass-talk" for people that are either really dumb or people who know you and are just saying it for fun.

Euda, was gehtn' in Schweden?
Sers Euda, was los?

by JB March 15, 2004

cerebrate

1) To think about deeply

2) A Chinese celebration

Won Hung Low cerebrated about how to cerebrate his birthday.

by JB October 6, 2005

lvt

lvt means "leuk voor thuis", nice to take with you.

When you burglar a house and see something you like, you say: LVT

by JB June 14, 2004

cilf

Stands for "Cunt I'd Like To Fuck" much like the term m.i.l.f. (mom i'd like to fuck).
Refers to a girl of particular sexual attractiveness.

see also YCilf (young cunt i'd like to fuck), meaning the same as above, but more juicy.

"check out the cilf on the other side of the road"

"ycilf!!!" (whilst walking through a school dinner hall)

by JB July 19, 2003

blood mouse

Device for the collection of cranberry sauce from a hellbitch's crevice during ragweek.
A tampon.

"she left her bloodmouse floating in the toilet. fucking bestwoodite!"

by JB July 19, 2003

Amsterdam

John Ashcroft's worst nightmare.

Weed and sex can be found in abundance in Amsterdam.

by JB June 23, 2004