125 definitions by JB

A functionally retarded internet message board poster who exhibits symtoms of paranoia, schizophrenia, delusions, and drug and alcohol abuse.
"That babbling fruitcake sounds like catch22", or "Either a drunken retard flew in here on a missle fired from the Woolworth Building and started puking all over the place, or Catch is back".

Catch22 posts on several message boards using mutiple identities on each. He plays 'sock puppets' with himself, arguing between his various personas about nutty conspiracy theories and plots against him (them?). Some of his other identities include: ThisRendition, 1chipinbrain, JFK63&9/11, Electric Shock Guy, Cain Kills Abel, 32 Flavors, R.P. McMurphy, Ghostwriter, and many many others.

Catch currently divides his his time by arguing with himself about CIA persecution, and by working towards being the first person to be banned off of every single forum on the internet. As of late, he has been instigating conflicts and strife between boards who have banned one or more of his identities. Watch for a Catch22 appearance at a forum near you!
by JB January 5, 2005
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a faggot who is often seen bitching about people not being christianlike and/or explaining to girls how he doesnt understand them then asking to date
Look ryan's after laura agian...
omg...that stupid ass brazel dazzel will never learn...
by JB September 3, 2005
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male or female, that eats pussy rather well.
i am a dam good cuntguzzlar
by JB June 24, 2004
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My buddy's wife asked me if I would Siskel & Ebert her asshole.........fo' shizzel!
by JB October 2, 2003
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Xtremely Lame Clownz
Those XLC guys really knows how to cheat, they NEVER get revealed for what they do
by JB June 7, 2003
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My H2 rolled on twankie dueces, now I'm rollin on VanCats
by JB February 5, 2004
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A term used to describe to the act of female masturbation. Useful as a delicate description or an obscene insult. Perhaps derived from the male version of "whack" off.
Grandma, does it drip when you whack the crack?
by JB February 28, 2005
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