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A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
schroff by f16venom January 1, 2012
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schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010
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Schmoffed 

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!
Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022
a greek term for bitch and or a fat pregnant pig otherwise known as fat woman that looks like a pregnant pig.
God damn, that's one big scroffa over there.
Scroffa by Big and Black January 18, 2009
A useless, unkempt, pathetic excuse for a human being.
Hey, get out of my rubbish bins you weaselly piece of fermented scroff!
scroff by Freddie Frackshat August 27, 2007
Adjective:

A feeling of tiredness or being hung over.

Verb:

Laying down, being lazy, or just not doing the shit you should be

Noun:

A Lazy mother fucker
"Man I am so schloffed after last night"

"Bro you need to stop schloffing and get your ass up"

"Look at Evasive Ricky over there, he is such a schloff"
schloff by the original G July 12, 2014

schnoffing

Similar to Snorting. South African slang usually used for snorting CAT or Crack.
I schnoffed so much last night.

What have you been Schnoffing, Jimmy?
schnoffing by twistED Gein February 13, 2018
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There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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