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A great example of a really cool person
This guy is a Schnoff!!
Schnoff by Joshua Brinkerhoff June 13, 2008
Words you can keep
A queer type person that acts really gay.
Quit acting like a schnoff
schnoff by Victor & David April 21, 2005

Schnoff Plop 

The action in which you shit on someones head and then proceed to dick slap them
Ill give you a fucking schnoff plop tonight baby
Schnoff Plop by Peasant Please August 15, 2016

schnoodle-schnoff

Term of endearment, usually said in the wee hours of the morn, between two best friends. Undeniably adorable.
I love you. You are my little schnoodle-schnoff!
schnoodle-schnoff by Peanut&Raisin December 27, 2010

Schnoofet 

A term of endearment, commonly used in place of "pookie" or "sweetiepie".
No problem, schnoofet.
Schnoofet by Tseb June 21, 2010
A word used to describe a pierced taint, grundle, or perineum (if you want to be scientifically correct).
Guy 1: We were at the strip club last Tuesday and one of the chicks had a schroff.

Guy 2: She had a pierced taint?! Was it a bar or a ring?
schroff by f16venom January 1, 2012

schloffin 

to sleep, be lazy, not move for a long period of time
Yo, you schloffin?

Ye, fuck off
schloffin by KialNez April 13, 2010
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I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Acronym for Non-Athletic Regular Person. Your schools lacrosse team probably shouts it at you while you walk by.
Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
NARP by Douchebag McKenzy March 31, 2010
Word of the Day on September 7, 2026
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