fermented 

Cause or undergo fermetation
;agitated

She caused me to be fermented. Im pissed.

fermented by Shelby F. August 20, 2008

Fermented 

When you do something stupid or really retarded or demented or you don't like someone and think I'll of them or when your on a 3 day bender

Went our last night to get drunk turns out it was middle of the day on a Monday I'm fermented or bro what the f*** your fermented

Fermented by STRÁY DØGG October 14, 2018

Fermented 

The act of gradually getting intoxicated; partying it up (verb)

I am going to the bar at 8, then Hannah's birthday party at 9. I will be getting totally fermented by the after party.

Fermented by bobjogs123 April 22, 2025

Fermented Freddy 

Fermented Freddy (noun) is a speciality beverage that is commonly consumed after a Bukkake session or during special events that call for an especially flavourful beverage.

The process in which the Fermented Freddy is made is simple, yet very satisfying.

1. Begin by firstly performing anal sex with a significant other, or volunteer; keep in my that the duration of the sex has a direct correlation with the flavour and robustness of the final product.

2. The male ejaculates fully within the female (or male) partner.
3. The male takes a wine bottle cork (warning: the material of the cork will affect the flavour) and places it within the females (or males) anus, thus beginning the "fermenting" process.
4. Age the product a minimum of 24 hours until the "Freddy" is "fermented" to perfection.

5. Uncork and Enjoy!

Matt: "Hey its Fourth of July Weekend we should get some nice beers!"

Jordan: "Yeah, but we had beers last night..."

Morgan: "Hey I know you guys, lets make some fermented Freddy!"

(Warning: Over fermentation may cause severe stomach cramps and/or death)

Fermented Freddy by DPI001 July 5, 2011

Fermented Love 

Under the influence of alcohol, thinking you're in love (really, lust) with someone, when really you are just drunk. The person usually seems prettier in fermented love than in reality. Also, the person seems better.

you: yeah i met this mega hottie last night.
me: was it fermented love?
you: nah dude! i wasn't drinking!

Fermented Love by Atticusx July 16, 2009

fermented gay 

When someone is a Senior (65+) and just gay, really really gay.

You see that old creepy pedophile over there, he also has fermented gay

fermented gay by Colonel Jeff October 26, 2017

Fermented Butthole 

Something that smells so bad, it smells worse than shit.

When was the last time you showered, mate? You smell like equal parts of death and fermented butthole!

Fermented Butthole by Sandwich McFritos June 10, 2020