Schmoffed 

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022

schmodied 

Beyond bodied. The act of being extremely inebriated. Fucking gone.

"Dude that party last night was loose, i got so schmodied..."

"I'm swear to schmodied i'm not God!"

"I was so schmodied i woke up in a bathtub full of jungle juice wearing a toga."

schmodied by Montclair Scrolling Society October 5, 2007

shmoffe 

Originates from the word shmeat.

A delicious tasting coffee that has been stirred when a males penis. Usually drank on the morning after a long night of work, by elderly women.

Hey guys i am kind of thirsty, want to go get me coffee?
Here you go Harriet, have a nice warm shmoffee.

shmoffe by Rosary Rebels March 11, 2010

schmowned

It is describing the hardest owning ever given by man. Only specific people can deliver a schmowning, others can be nothing more than the victim of it. When you get owned exclusively by a Schreibeis.

an example of a schmowning can not be given, due to the fact that all victims have been too traumatized by the event to ever speak of it again. However, all scmownings end with someone saying loudly and clearly SCHMOWNED!

schmowned by Drew aka Clark Kent Scribbles September 17, 2010

Shmoofed 

Not having money at the moment

Bro I can’party I’m Shmoofed

Shmoofed by McNigger June 20, 2019

schmoff 

To go out with somebody at a party, but without staying with him/her for a long time. May be a synonym of fucking.

Last night I've schmoffed Chritina

schmoff by fraktal August 29, 2008

Schoffel wanker 

A wearer of the schoffel, usually anything from a gillet to head to toe schoffel
Normally seen herded Into young farmer gatherings.

Olly looked a complete schoffel wanker today

Schoffel wanker by Dog botherer January 3, 2020