schneeze

When one shits as a result of sneezing too hard.

How cute her baby schneezed! Time for a diaper change.

by Mike Loins October 24, 2017

Schneeberger

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

Schweeze

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.

Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze

by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011

schmeeze

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

SCHNEEZ

FLATULENCE, THAT INADVERTENTLY LEADS TO THE RELEASE OF SEMEN FROM THE RECTUM.

AFTER A LONG ROUGH NIGHT RICHARD BEGAN TO SCHNEEZ UNCONTROLLABLY

by bukkakepoet August 17, 2018

Schmeeze

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010