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schneeberg 

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.
Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
schneeberg by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025
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schneeberg 

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.
Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!
schneeberg by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025

Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.
After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.
Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle
Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!
Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

schmeeberiffic 

Wonderfully endowed with beautiful breasts.
Boobies that are pointing out there, calling to you.
Terrific Schmeebs.
On the cellphone..."I am at Starbucks right now, and the girl sitting beside me is totally schmeeberiffic!"

(She has wonderful breasts.)
schmeeberiffic by darf narbler March 20, 2009

schoenberg 

A large quantity of jewish people who travel from mountain to mountain looking for a place to live. Mostly used back in the early 1900's traveling from Russia to Poland to America pre world war 1.
My jewish friend in highschool is such a Schoenberg. He went straight from one class to the other without stopping.
schoenberg by Matboy123 September 26, 2010
Adjective - When a moment in time is intolerably stupid moment. Also known as a hyper bruh moment

Verb - To morb as such high speeds it skips stages
Adjective - How did you not realize it said HDMI out on the dock? you're so schneezer

Verb - You're making me schneezer
Schneezer by ShinyKinlex July 30, 2022