schmeeze 

West coast hipster/deadhead slang for heroin - particularly "Persian" heroin base.

"Man, Jerry's been so messed up on the schmeeze lately he can barely play!"

schmeeze by VerbalGimp September 6, 2006

Schmeeze 

a raging slut... a girl who gets around easily.. a girl who is easy to fuck.. a hoe, slut, smut, or whore who doesnt hide their ways is often referred to as a schmeeze

1: Shes had sex with three dudes at that party last night
2: Damn dude shes a schmeeze

Schmeeze by fuckingschmeeze12 August 20, 2010

Schmeeze 

Another name for a vape or juul

Yo pass that schmeeze I’m fuckin feenin’ bruv

Schmeeze by jakobe1399 September 22, 2019

schmeeze 

the product of forgetting that "smoothie" and "squeeze" are two different words

Gilligan: "I'll have a strawberry schmeeze, please."
Cafeteria worker: "I'm just so tired of all this college, the movie. Where are my pants?"
Gilligan: "Um, you're terrifying. And also, your mom."

schmeeze by Get to work, Chris Jones. January 25, 2004

Schmeeze 

the Nic stick, commonly used term in parts of Massachusetts. Disposable vape. used Interchangeably with the made up word “schmeal”

“i gotta new schmeeze yo try this shit”
“this shit is ass dawg 💀”

Schmeeze by fondle3000 April 7, 2022

schmeeze 

not drugs. nothing derogatory. just a funny word

Person 1: "Hey! Wanna head to Chucky Schmeeze later?"
Person 2: "Of course, i LOVE CHUCKY SCHMEEZE!"

schmeeze by smarttiiess August 12, 2022

Schmeeze 

The act of shitting, pissing, and sneezing all at once

Hold on bros, I gotta go schmeeze real quick.

Schmeeze by TheGreatThinker May 15, 2025