Schneeberger 

the act of fornicating on the floor of a Chili's bathroom while wearing your socks.

After eating our appetizers, we went and pulled a Schneeberger.

Schneeberger by Himalayan Holyman December 11, 2011

Schoenberger 

The best damn time you will ever have at any given time. When a Schoenberger is invovled, you are sure to get one of three things:
1) An orgasm
2) A Migrane
3) Some other third thing

An unstoppable force that comes at you like a WALL WITH LEGS.

Most likely more than you can handle

Person of high repute: My goodness, they are quite possibly the best!

Person listening and thusly commenting: Indeed! They are Schoenbergers!

Schoenberger by ZanderKaboose March 4, 2009

Schoenberger 

Whoever shall hold this last name has great power and the ability to get two girls on him at once.

Girl 1: wow! I just got to sleep with Schoenberger last night.
Girl 2: I already know that I was on the other side of him.

Schoenberger by Savageposts October 10, 2016

Schneebered 

Totally obliterated cerebral function beyond immediate repair.

“Last night Bill lost his head at the Buxtan County 3rd Annual Chili Wreck-Off and Hoedown. He was completely schneebered.”

Schneebered by Dr. Rooster October 28, 2021

schneeberg 

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.

Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!

schneeberg by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025

schneeberg 

German coke zero. An herbal snuff made up of glucose and menthol that is used exactly like cocaine and gives a short burst of energy. All the fun of doing coke, without any harmful side effects or being traceable in your body. A fan favorite among those in fraternities, on parole, or in rehab.

Jack: Bro you tryna do rails tonight?

Ben: Nah man I'm getting drug tested later this week.

Jack: All good bro I got schneeberg.

Ben: Fuck yeah dude, let me get a bump right now!

schneeberg by naturdaysareFTB January 14, 2025