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Schmeezed 

A mid-tier level of inebriated, drunk, intoxicated while in a positive, fun, state of mind (not rowdy, sloppy or mean). Definitely more drunk than a buzz but not enough to get kicked out of the function.
After four shots of tequila, everyone could tell Mark was schmeezed when he started an impromptu one-man comedy show on the dance floor.
Schmeezed by Emma Rogers July 22, 2023
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Schmeezed 

East Coast slang meaning high off of the best weed you have...usually krippy/dro
Dude...I am soooo Schmeezed!
Schmeezed by CGiizy August 24, 2008
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Schmeezed 

1) To be mildly annoyed or ticked off.
2) To be very flattered.
1) "I'm so schmeezed that our uber driver mugged us."
2) "I'm so schmeezed that you thought of me, babe."
Schmeezed by emiaj01 August 10, 2018
Under the influence of drugs/alcohol or buzzed no longer sober.
I I ain't gonna lie I'm a little schmizzed.
schmizzed by DrizzyDropDrake January 22, 2017

schmenged 

ive been schmenged
schmenged by Cangh Jui May 15, 2003

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high
Bro you're schmeeked
schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015

schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.
Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.
schleezeboinked by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008
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