Scheeze

When you sneeze and fart at the same time and shit comes out

I just scheezed in my pants

by Lester junior robinson October 24, 2008

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scheizer

An intentional misspelling of the German word "scheisse" (translated to English as "shit") intended to get around Blizzard Entertainment's ToS (Terms of Service) agreement in order to include a frequently used "inside joke" in a Diablo 3 clan name.

"I'm at 302ms lag." Complained Lucky.
"Well... quit downloading Scheizer-porn" Suggested Melviant.
Thus, clan ScheizerFrenzy was born

by Bael#1329 March 25, 2016

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schleezeboinked

To get completely wasted.

Dude, last night I was so schleezeboinked. I must have drank that entire gallon of vokda.

by Jake Shivers December 24, 2008

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Schweeze

To move to another area or location in order to release gas.

Dude if you're gonna do it at least Schweeze

by The Xtended Weekend January 2, 2011

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Scheizentoggle

Verb. The act of quickly switching windows away from whatever you were doing (generally fucking around) to something more appropriate (say, Excel) when your boss or other authority figure gets within eyeshot of your screen, thereby maintaining the appearance of diligence.

Also useful as an exclamation.

"The problem with youtube is that when you have to scheizentoggle, the sound keeps playing."
"My boss totally caught me scheizentoggling out of facebook about a dozen times today."

"Scheizentoggle!"

by Jlighter August 28, 2013

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