shneeze

In the same vein as shart, only far more terrifying.
A sneeze which forces a little poo out.

I hope that I never shneeze again.
(shneeze again)

by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005

shneeze

The rare occurance where you are taking a shit and you sneeze at the same time. Your shit instantly comes out to the point where you almost don't need to wipe.

I just shneezed while in the bathroom and couldn't get through one page of my book.

by defkorn23 April 15, 2006

Shneeze

A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.

"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."

by Li Shy October 16, 2013

Shneeze

Shneeze:

Shneeze Shhhh - Knees

A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze

Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.

John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.

by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011

Shneeze

A shneeze is when one individual shits and sneezes simultaneously.

I think I just had a shneeze spell in your backseat.

by WarKnees October 22, 2018

pelvic sneeze

A slang term for orgasm, particularly a male orgasm, coined by YouTuber sam o’nella.

“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.

by Quietbox September 29, 2020

Sneeze Bings

When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.

Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.

by ChrisTrauma August 25, 2011