shneeze
shneeze by Baron Wasteland September 25, 2005
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Shneeze
A rare occurrence, where one is in the library in the midst of "shhhh!"-ing someone, when, quite suddenly, you explosively sneeze; thus ruining all credibility.
"Some girl stormed into yonder library, wherein she began bitching deploringly about recieving an atomic donkey punch. I was inbetween throwing a long "shhh" at her, when I suddenly shneezed like a tourrets victim that snuffed too much cocaine. I'll never live this down at the men's club, that's for Damn sure."
Shneeze
Shneeze:
Shneeze Shhhh - Knees
A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze
Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
Shneeze Shhhh - Knees
A combination of two bodily functions;
1. Shit, the human excretion function
2. A Sneeze
Generally, the two are combined while one is sitting in a bathroom stall; one inhales strong defecation odors seconds before sneezing, then, while sneezing their bowels continue to defecate, sometimes in spraying like a sneeze from the anus.
John was sitting in the office bathroom stall taking a work dump when a sudden sneeze came on, he inhaled strong poop odor before letting out a Shneeze.
Shneeze by Faux Sheez January 27, 2011
Shneeze
pelvic sneeze
“They had the middle aged woman train the young boys in the old art of holding in the pelvic sneeze.
pelvic sneeze by Quietbox September 29, 2020
Sneeze Bings
When cheese bings (fried cheese balls) are left at an empty table at a bar, becoming a community snack. May have mysterious flavors added to them. Made famous at New-CI (formerly OCI), Knoxville.
Cameron noticed that his poop very much resembled the "sneeze bings" he ate the night before in both size and color.
Sneeze Bings by ChrisTrauma August 25, 2011
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Ratfucker
Brought to public attention by Bob Woodward and Carl Bernstein in the book on the fall of Richard Nixon, All The President’s Men, ratfucker was Nixon’s term for a political operative who sows chaos among opponents; an agent provocateur. It is thought to have originated among campus political rivalries at USC, and seems to have some usage in the US military.
Along with Nixon’s other ratfuckers, Roger Stone caused fights at otherwise peaceful Democratic Party protests to generate a false narrative that the Democrats were violent and dangerous.
Ratfucker by Ricky Ramjet November 2, 2017
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