schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018

schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.

good night schmuffs! love you!

by mufasa2012 August 4, 2010