schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.
Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.
by schmuff April 23, 2018
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schmuffs

someone you are very close to e.g. your best friend.
good night schmuffs! love you!
by mufasa2012 August 04, 2010
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