schmuff 

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

schmuff by schmuff May 29, 2018

Schmiff 

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

Shmuffin 

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

Shmuffin by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

schluff 

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

schluff by Rickolas May 11, 2007

Schmeff 

A phrase originating in Northern California expressing frustration or anger at a person or animal.

Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."

Schmeff by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010

Schmoffed 

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

Schmoffed by WordSith May 14, 2022

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

schmiffy by mosley88 March 31, 2009