schmuff

A drunken idiot who passes out at a fraternity house with their shoes on.

Seth: Look at Sam, he passed out with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw dicks on that schmuff.

by schmuff May 29, 2018

Schmiff

Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.

"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"

by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010

Shmuffin

The famed breakfast sandwich from Sheetz, a gas station/convenience store chain prominent in Western Pennsylvania.

The "Shmuffin" consists of a breakfast meat, egg, and cheese on an English Muffin.

Derivative from "Sh"eetz and English "Muffin."

"I'm going to Sheetz to buy a Shmuffin and a cup of Coffee."

by Pookie the Destroyer February 18, 2009

schluff

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

by Rickolas May 11, 2007

Schmeff

A phrase originating in Northern California expressing frustration or anger at a person or animal.

Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."

by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

schmiffy

a word to describe something fantastic.

ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.

by mosley88 March 31, 2009