Schmuffled

when something isnt sitting right or when something looks out of place.
also can be used to describe certain feelings
also means messy, sloppy, half assed

"my hair is all schmuffled today"

to friend painting "what are u trying to paint"

"im trying to paint This but it keeps coming out all schmuffled "

by xx_jadore_dior August 1, 2013

Schmurtled

The state of being wasted to a level of feeling like a turtle upside down on its shell unable to turn over.

I went to this party the other night and got schmurtled bro.

by Tha Evil March 1, 2010

Shuffled

getting involved with a certain group of people completely by random.

when someone gets involved with a certain group of people without actually knowing any of them or without having a previous contact with any member of that group.

Tom : oh man, I got shuffled with a bunch of hippies last night, turns out one of them was a well known artist!
it was crazy!

Jim: wow! that's awesome!

by Linorth October 9, 2014

Schmoffed

To be defeated by a significant margin.

Our team got schmoffed by 20 points!

by WordSith May 14, 2022

schnuffle luffle

she says it is a willy=)

©Jasmine

-licky
-wherey?
-ya schnuffle luffle

by schnufflehead August 5, 2009

Schmuffle Bag

Ball Sack, Testicles, Beans.

She kicked him in the schmuffle bag!

by Notjeep November 30, 2011

schnuffle

The act of sniffing with the loudness and intensity of a wild dog - usually while sniffing a partner's neck or arm or leg in order to ascertain that they are the real thing and not just a clone sent to trick you (which is totally possible in this day and age).

Please stop you're messing up my hair, you don't have to schnuffle me - I promise I'm your wife and not just a replicant.

by Sarah Monaghan January 23, 2007