Schmeff
Tito: "what the fuck man?!!! You gave me a used condom!"
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
Marco: "I didn't know...."
Tito: "SCHMEFF."
Schmeff by Rarlos Codrigo November 15, 2010
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schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant
An ad done by a New Zealand guy who keeps talking about his deck but it sounds like he’s saying dick
“Hey, get that squirrel off my dick! He knows he’s not allowed to come on my dick!” Quote Schaeffer’s New Zealand Deck Sealant guy
schaeffer’s new zealand deck sealant by Moduluss March 12, 2019
ashley schaeffer
This term refers to a gratuitous back-handed pop in the testicles, as delivered by Ashley Schaeffer to Kenny Powers in the HBO series Eastbound and Down.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
It is ordinarily considered bad form to give an ashley schaeffer under most circumstances, however, this rule tends to loosen when excessive amounts of alcohol are added to the equation. It is often hypothesized that male drinking buddies who regularly execute the ashley schaeffer may suffer from unrequited homosexual desires. Either that, or they just have a really sadistic sense of humor. Either way, the ashley schaeffer is rarely funny to the recipient.
The church pastor failed to see the humor in my quick and ruthless delivery of an ashley schaeffer to his holy ballsack. Maybe I should have waited until the sermon was over.
ashley schaeffer by Lârry Dângüs, esq. July 23, 2009
Schmiff
Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
schefflasaurus
(Also known as Scheffler)
Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.
Schefflasaurs, meaning "chemistry dog lizard" (from the Greek Scheffler meaning 'gigantic load of homework related ions that growl at people' and sauros/óáõñïò meaning 'lizard'), is a deprecated genus of sauropod dinosaurs.
Person 1: Hey man, wanna chill afterschool?
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.
Person 2: I can't... I've got to deal with a brutal schefflasaurus tonight.
Person 1: I'll get the caffeine pills.
schefflasaurus by sycophant November 22, 2007
Schweffing
1. The act of sleazily coming on to a member of the opposite sex, often utilising alcohol, ridiculously colourful clothing and eye-watering lines of Austin Powers style calibre, usually delivered in an drawling accent straight-outta Surrey. A Schweffe can be of either sex.
Chap 1: Mate, did you see Georgie schweffing up Charles and the hunt ball last night? He could barely stand straight.
Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Chap 2: Ya, I tried to get close to ask if he was alright but she kicked me straight in the cock and told me to fuck off.
Schweffing by Ballchops October 25, 2012
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