by Rickolas April 30, 2007
verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
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by Colonel Krumpetfunkel March 22, 2006
In trick-based card games, to deliberately lose a high card for strategic reasons. Implies not only getting rid of the card, but underplaying it relative to its potential.
by G.Reece January 15, 2008
Using the phone and specific words / tones for the sole purpose of helping the person on the other end of the line fall asleep and/or take a nap.
Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session
Similar to phone sex, yet with a different desired result.
Often times used after a successful phone sex session
by Jopher714 March 29, 2010
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