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schluff
verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.
"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."
or
"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."
or
"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"
schluff by phallustexas June 13, 2009
Related Words
Schluff • schluffer • schluffy • Schlüffen • schluffing • phone schluff • schtuff • schnuff • Schnuffel • schnuffle
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Schlüff
(From the German/Yiddish verb schlüffen, to sleep)
Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap
Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap
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dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
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