schluff 

To go for a nap, or a short sleep

"I'm going for a schluff, don't eat my pie while I'm gone"

schluff by Rickolas May 11, 2007

schluff 

verb. to get rid of something undesirable (e.g. a task or object) by placing the responsibility or burden on someone else, usually a tool or a sucker, especially through trickery or manipulation, resulting in lulz. similar to "pawn off," but more casual and fun.

"dude, weren't you carrying the camping tent?"
"nah, i told nate i had to go take a leak and schluffed that heavy fucker off onto him."

or

"why am i the god damn designated driver tonight?? i need to find a way to schluff this shite off onto someone..."

or

"dude, where's your girlfriend?"
"i got sick of her naggin at me all the time, so i schluffed her off onto some grungy hobo at the gas station"
"nice"

schluff by phallustexas June 13, 2009

Schluff 

Schluff (v.)-- To disregard an activity without any intention of returning to said activity.

I'm just going to Schluff it off, because I just don't want to do it.

Schluff by Colonel Krumpetfunkel April 18, 2006

Schluff 

In trick-based card games, to deliberately lose a high card for strategic reasons. Implies not only getting rid of the card, but underplaying it relative to its potential.

I schluffed the queen of spades when diamonds were going around.

Schluff by G.Reece January 17, 2008

schluff 

Combination of the word s*it and stuff.

With all of these shopping channel items, there is certainly a lot of schluff in this room.

schluff by Eddie Jack Bauer March 2, 2009

Schluff 

Pooping in extremely wet & messily manner.

Watch this man schluff out some diarrhea.

He schluff(ed) on me!

Schluff by CrackManson July 7, 2024

Schlüff 

(From the German/Yiddish verb schlüffen, to sleep)

Noun: a cat-nap. Can be used as a verb, to schlüff, to take a cat-nap

Why are you in the employee break room, taking a schlüff in the middle of your workday?

Schlüff by Uncle Dimma March 9, 2022