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ooo that spider crab is a bit schmiffy.
schmiffy by mosley88 March 31, 2009
Words you can keep
Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"
Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
Related Words

schmifty 

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area
I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty
schmifty by hippogriffy December 8, 2020
A substitute word for great, cool, kickass, or awesome. You my also say shmiffyest.
1. "Wow this stuff is shmiffy!"
2. "Dude I am the shmiffyest."
3. "That would be so shmiffy if school got canceled."
4. "That guy is the smiffyest guitar player."
shmiffy by yO maMa 678 December 19, 2008
1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior
Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement
Schiffy by DrShalomim January 8, 2023
A gothic person or a strangly dressed induvidual. A person unusual attire. These people also have strange personalities.
mowhawks, chains, green hair, trench coats, persons with unusual tastes or styles.

"the schmiff put on her chains and dyed her hair pink"
Schmiff by peekaboochicka September 8, 2006

schmiffter 

As Michael would say, stick it up your schmiffter!
schmiffter by Therealsnatchsniffer January 11, 2021
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A slang term used to describe a bald person, typically someone who is completely bald or has a closely shaved head. The term is derived from the infamous, hairless kids’ cartoon character of the same name.
Example 1:
“Did you see that caillou over there? His head is reflecting the sun like a disco ball.”
Example 2:
“I think Dave is finally accepting his hair loss. He just went full caillou and shaved the whole thing off.”
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Brought-upsy 

scruples; to have manners;

May also be spelt Brought-upsie

WestIndian/Caribbean in orient - Barbados, WHUT.
Example 1: Child, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: My Child, have you not any manners?



Example 2: What, you ain't got no brought-upsy?

Translation: I can't believe you're doing that. Were you not taught any manners as a child?
Brought-upsy by B-Town Gilly April 20, 2005
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The practice of modifying a model (not limited to toy action figures) to achieve some result other than that intended by the manufacturer. ...
I had to kitbash my Luke Skywalker figure with my Darth Vader figure because Luke was missing a hand.
kitbash by geru January 15, 2006
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Satellite baddies

Attractive women who are far from your location.
There are no hot girls in the area, theres only satellite baddies.
Satellite baddies by Banksy123 September 5, 2026
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Omg, the ramifications!”
-“You forgot about the rammys, bro.”
Rammys by Brandonmical August 4, 2023
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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