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Schmiff: (adj) A word to describe something so incredibly awesome that it can't be compared to anything else, and that no other word can fully describe.
"Man, that new movie was so schmiff!"
"You liked it?"
"Absolutely!"
Schmiff by Darryl J. McAdams May 24, 2010
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schmifty 

Local name for a convenience store in the Berlin area
I gotta grab some chocolate at the schmifty
schmifty by hippogriffy December 8, 2020
A substitute word for great, cool, kickass, or awesome. You my also say shmiffyest.
1. "Wow this stuff is shmiffy!"
2. "Dude I am the shmiffyest."
3. "That would be so shmiffy if school got canceled."
4. "That guy is the smiffyest guitar player."
shmiffy by yO maMa 678 December 19, 2008
1. A person who's a shyster & noticeable fraud, or suspicious of being a fraud
2. Someone who is untrustworthy in any manner;

3. Someone you give a side eye to whenever they open their mouth or are presently in the room because of their reputation of being a knockoff, lying, or engaging in a clear pattern of questionable behavior
Adam Schiff seems very schiffy every time he makes a political statement, especially when he blatantly lied about Russian collusion.
Your statement sounds extremely schiffy especially considering you're a known liar.
Only a schiffy pastor would have a 1000-dollar line, a 100-dollar line, a 10-dollar line & a 1-dollar line while proclaiming everyone will get the same blessing.
That pastor who claimed he was robbed of a 1 million dollar chain on live TV sounds very schiffy to me. I bet he orchestrated the whole thing.
Those glasses & hairstyle he's wearing make him look very schiffy. I wonder how many bodies he has in his basement
Schiffy by DrShalomim January 8, 2023
A gothic person or a strangly dressed induvidual. A person unusual attire. These people also have strange personalities.
mowhawks, chains, green hair, trench coats, persons with unusual tastes or styles.

"the schmiff put on her chains and dyed her hair pink"
Schmiff by peekaboochicka September 8, 2006

schmiffter 

Another word for a vagina.
As Michael would say, stick it up your schmiffter!
schmiffter by Therealsnatchsniffer January 11, 2021
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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