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A
drunken
idiot who
passes
out at a
fraternity
house with their shoes on.
Seth:
Look at
Sam, he
passed out
with his shoes still on.
Chad: Lets draw
dicks
on that schmuff.
schmuff
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schmuff
May 29, 2018
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