schmiet

schmiet is a synonym for an unusual long penis.

Hey, we are very sorry to tell you you are not allowed to join the small wiener club. Your long schmiet is anything but tiny!

by schmiet September 27, 2022

Schmiee

American v. ca 1999

To terminate from employment for any reason.

To conduct mass layoffs.

Hey Jim got Schmieed yesterday because he was a lazy oaf .

Hey I heard that the company is going to do the Big Schmiee. I hope I don't get laid off.

by Botendaddy July 9, 2016

David Schmitt

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

Piece of ScHmITt

Any kind of plagiarized writing by persons of power. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt. A Piece of ScHmITt can be distinguished from other forms of plagiarism by the author’s reliance on political or other means of control to circumvent standards and avoid being held accountable once their fraud is exposed.

Dude 1: Have recently found out that our head of department plagiarized my father’s writing.
Dude 2: Sure, but it’s a Piece of ScHmITt, so there’s nothing you can do about it.

by FrankBeaverbrook January 20, 2012

Schmiee

"schmiee"

(american) n. 1970's

Schmiee is a term for marijuanic herb. It is based on reversing the sounds of "Smoke the Reefer" to "Roak the Schmieffer" or "Schmiee for short.

See also "Roak"

"Hey man, let's roak the schmiee."

"Hey baby, do roak the schmiee?" She asked blithely.

by Botendaddy February 17, 2009

schmittify

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.

After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.

by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013