Schmitt'd

An instance when a person truly believes that their statement was original and states the obvious after immediately being told the same information from a peer.

After giving an update to my boss I was schmitt'd by Aaron who said the exact same things that I said. Thanks for taking adding no value to the conversation and taking all the credit.

Schmitt'd by ObviousDecision December 17, 2013

Schmitt's dick 

A dick that is without doubt bigger than any other. It is also referred to as lamp post or Schmitt senior

"What's that las doing on that lamp post"

"Trust she's on Schmitt's dick"

Schmitt's dick by cunt69 June 7, 2014

David Schmitt 

David Schmitt is the lead vocalist of Breathe Carolina. He's probably the sexiest thing to even walk the planet. His voice, hair, eyes, everything about David is god. Not to mention he's extremely funny and irresistible. David can kill you with his hot amazing powers.

Girl1: Daviesaur I choose you!

*David Schmitt emerges from Pokeball*
Girl2: "oh no!"
Girl1: Daviesaur use sexiness!

* opponent is defeated*

David Schmitt by Grrowel145 February 19, 2013

David Schmitt 

Pretty much the hottest guy in the world. Amazing voice, incredible face. Beautiful eyes. David Schmitt IS SEX. He is the lead singer of Breathe Carolina, pretty much the most incredible thing ever created.

GIRL: oh god, david schmitt is so hot. i would totally dump you for him.
GUY: not if i do it first.
GIRL: *gasp*

David Schmitt by BCloverr August 4, 2010

schmidt dick

A tiny penis. Usually worn by a male who considers himself big and works out a lot. Enjoys his own image in the mirror despite having a micro wang.

Also used to describe soft, pansy type males.

Oh boy. Look at that schmidt dick over there. He definitely is compensating for his tiny penis

schmidt dick by pseudonym 1 October 2, 2013

SchmittDick 

To have a highly above average size penis. Both on length and overall girth.

That guy who was streaking had a schmittdick on him.

SchmittDick by Bladderdam August 10, 2020

dip schmidt 

a teacher that is a little too obsessed with coffee grounds to the point where it stained his teeth. We often call him buckey because of his buck teeth. he is obsessed with saying k, ok, um, alright, alrighty. Once he said k 169 times in one class which is 45 minutes.

Wow here comes dip schmidt

dip schmidt by clobamacare November 13, 2019