The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.

I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.

schmitz by Duddda November 6, 2006

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Schmitz

One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.

Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.

Schmitz by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010

schmitz

a person who is so god damn fucking good looking

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schmitz by craig johansen October 21, 2008

Schmitz

Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.

Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.

Schmitz by CutePenguin September 26, 2021

Joseph Schmitz

Someone who puts their grasses on.

Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.

Joseph Schmitz by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Erica Schmitz

Crusty lil rat who walks around and annoys you with every breath she takes.

Look at that crusty lil rat, is that Erica Schmitz.

Erica Schmitz by Vispoot101lot April 24, 2023

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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