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The type of poop that has the most horrifying smell that you can't help but laughing out loud in the stall/bathroom. A cross between smelly and shitz.
I hear laughing from that stall, Dan must have the schmitz.
schmitz by Duddda November 6, 2006
One who will break your shins with a single glance.

One who falls asleep almost instantaneously.
Oh Shit! That Schmitz just gave me the look! My shins are doomed.

MC Fatigue of the WTF Collective is also known as a Schmitz.
Schmitz by BAKAAAAARARRARARAR December 19, 2010
a person who is so god damn fucking good looking
schmitz
schmitz by craig johansen October 21, 2008
Instead of using the derogatory or profane word "shit" to express your dissatisfaction.
Schmitz, I forgot to study for my Chemistry exam.
Schmitz by CutePenguin September 26, 2021

Joseph Schmitz 

Someone who puts their grasses on.
Put your grasses on nothing will be wrong Joseph Schmitz.
Joseph Schmitz by Guts kun May 20, 2018

Erica schmitz 

Look at that crusty bitch is it Erica schmitz
Erica schmitz by Vispoot101lot April 24, 2023
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A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.

Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.

A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.

A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026

No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
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