schmeet

used when talking about masturbating. beat, choke, flog or use as a bludgeon.

"what are you doing tonight?"
possible responses
"I don't know, I am probably just going to schmeet off and go to bed"
"schmeet my dick"
"schmeet it"

by Cheeve April 29, 2009

Schmeet

Noah Ousley bum

Noah Ousley bum has a schmeet

by Arrianfatb*tch August 19, 2019

Schmeet

A word used to describe how sweet, cool, hot, and amazing an event, object, or a person is.

-pronounced shh-meat
-can also be used in a sarcastic way

Your friend says "Hey let's go sky diving Saturday."
And you reply "Dude that sounds schmeet! Let's go!"

Can also be said by itself like "Schmeet!!"

by Medora Pep January 17, 2009

schmeet

Another word for Quincy

"Did you know schmeet has a girlfriend." or "Hi my name is schmeet Scott"

by mots2001 December 30, 2016

Schmeet

A very annoying name said by very annoying people.

hexor- hElLo yOu Schmeet!

Me- *gets game ended*

by hexor, spell your name right. August 13, 2019

Schmeet

An extra long penis

"Ryan has got some serious schmeet"

by schmeetyourmeat69 December 19, 2020

Schmeet

Used to describe someone that is gross! A person that has long toe nails, unbrushed teeth, yellow fingers from smoking, crooked arm, etc.

All of Schmeet's white socks have holes at the big toe, he really needs to cut those toe nails!

I saw Schmeet at the convenience store buying smokes and he was wearing camouflage clothing. I don't know why because he doesn't even hunt!

by What up doe! June 17, 2024