schmittify 

Already commonly used term in Hungary, in reference to the fourth President, for
1. writing with a lot of spelling mistakes and not giving a shit about it,
2. plagiarising.

My dear students, don't ever think of schmittifying as in this place it has serious consequences.

schmittify by hungarians March 5, 2012

Schmitting 

To plagiarize something. Term coined after the doctoral thesis of Hungarian President Pal Schmitt.

My teacher found out that I was schmitting my dissertation.

Schmitting by whocaresaboutpolitics August 15, 2012

Schmitty 

1. noun - A hypothetical person who is always a bit cooler than everyone, has more stuff than you, is better in every way.

2. verb - Doing something a little beer than someone else, or buying a better version of something.

1.
"Schmitty has one of those."
"She's not as hot as Schmitty's girlfriend."
"The world record is 23 chicken legs, but Schmitty ate 24."
"Schmitty's car is a little faster."

2.
"I bought a new tv that's an inch bigger than yours. I schmitty'd you."
"Everytime I get something new for my boat, Joe has to go and buy something a little bit better just to schmitty me."

Schmitty by earlsgarage May 6, 2006

Schmitty 

A GIRL WHO THINKS THERES NO GRAVITY AND THINKS THE WORLD IS FLAT

I feel like schmitty sometimes

Schmitty by Colour May 31, 2016

Schmitting 

To Masturbate heavily for hours.

Adverse side effects may include loss of functional grip strength.

After Schmitting for hours my phone died and I had to switch to my laptop

Schmitting by Howling Mad Murdock June 15, 2019

Schmitties 

Big Jugs

DAMMMMMMMM! She got dem SCHMITTIES! Let me JIGGLE dem SCHMITTIES real quick!

Schmitties by goatminam January 28, 2021

Dirty Schmitty 

When you get so Schmitfaced and you're wasted and ready to fuck but you pass out with your dick in your hand and ramen noodles in the microwave.

He got drunk as fuck again and pulled another Dirty Schmitty

Dirty Schmitty by TrollToll66 June 25, 2019