When a manager offers a monetary raise to an employee if the employee has sex with said manager. As the manager reaches climax he turns to the employee and says, "by the way, your fired"
by genevakiller November 17, 2009
by sexy turtle May 17, 2005
EH! Schmidty! will ye quit making all these wisecracks! I have asthma! you inconsiderate fool! I must depart, i have band.
by Haley RYan Rocks January 28, 2005
"Hey, look at that guy he is such a schmidty"
or
"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"
or
"That schmidty over there just spilled ice cream on himself"
by Joe January 20, 2004
Derived from the original meaning of the name Karl Schmidt who is so slick he slides uphill.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.
All women want him and all men want to be him (some even want him too)...
If you're up for a good time, hang with Schmidty.
"Have you ever heard of Schmidty?" asks Sara.
"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.
"Yeah, I was with him last night and boy did he rock me sideways! No-one will ever satisfy me like Schmidty did!" replies Paris.
by Prof. Heinz-Klaren February 24, 2005
A word used to describe the colest person on the planet, Kailyn Schmidt. Used as a nickname and in replacement of Schmidt.
by Kailyn January 25, 2005
Most beautiful girl you will ever meet.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.
Every meaning of the word perfection.
gorgeous, kind, gentle.
by Fairy1993 July 24, 2011