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schmendrick
A stupid and ineffectual nobody.
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
schmendrick by JSim May 4, 2010
Related Words
schmendo • schmende • Schmendrick • schmender • schmando • Schmegdorf • Schmeldo • Schmendersexual • schvendo • Gender Schmender
schmender
Congratulations you schmuck douche bag.
schmender by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008
Schmendrick
noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.
origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)
related words- Poser, Poseur
origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)
related words- Poser, Poseur
Schmendrick by Malmorte February 3, 2004
Schmendersexual
A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.
Schmendersexual by Aequus May 1, 2006
Schmende
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
Gender Schmender
1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.
2: Abreviated "GS"
3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
2: Abreviated "GS"
3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?
3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?
3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
Gender Schmender by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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board chow
A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
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B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
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Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
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Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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