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schmendo

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess
Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo
by duckoff September 10, 2011
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schmendrick

A stupid and ineffectual nobody.

From Yiddish shmendrik, the name of a character in an operetta by Avrom Goldfaden (1840-1908), Father of Yiddish Theater. (Dictionary.com)
"Nice, isn't it. Go ahead, take it. Here's the thing: That schmendrick that keeps looking over here -- and that one -- he's got a gun. You gotta do, what you gotta do. Stealin'. It's a beautiful thing." (Gatorade commercial featuring Harvey Keitel urging Derek Jeter to steal second base. See it on YouTube)
by JSim May 4, 2010
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schmender

Someone passes out and collapses.
Response: Schmender!
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Schmendrick

noun, a guy who thinks that money, fashion sense, and the proper affectation equals coolness.

origin-Yiddish (a stupid person)

related words- Poser, Poseur
"That guy Manny, he ain't all that! He's a fuckin' Schmendrick!"
by Malmorte February 3, 2004
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Schmendersexual

A girl or woman who finds herself attracted exclusively or mainly to homosexual men, normally because of their taste in clothes and style.
Jane could never get a date, because she was schmendersexual.
by Aequus May 1, 2006
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Schmende

A vagina. May be used colloquially, as in the Bronx.
The Vagina Monologues, by Eve Ensler, lists "Schmende" as one of many regional terms for the vagina:

"In Westchester they called it a Pooki, in New Jersey, a twat. There’s Powderbox, a Poochi, a Poopi, a Peepe, a Poopelu, a Poonani, a Pal and a Piche, Toadie, Dee dee, Nishi, Dignity, Monkey Box, Coochi Snorcher, Cooter, Labbe, Gladys Seagelman, VA, Wee wee, Horsespot, Nappy Dugout, Mongo, Mooky, a Pajama, Fannyboo, Mushmellow, a Ghoulie, Possible, Tamale, Tottita, Connie, a Mimi in Miami, a Split Knish in Philadelphia, and a Schmende in the Bronx."
by VM2008 February 11, 2008
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Gender Schmender

1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.

2: Abreviated "GS"

3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?

3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
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