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schmendo 

A person who is lacking capacity in phyiscal and mental prowess
Bloody hell this bloke is a schmendo
schmendo by duckoff September 10, 2011
When multiple flavors mix together and become better as they combine.
Boy, I love when these stew ingredients schmeld together. It tastes so great!
Schmeld by Yourlossbb August 4, 2018

Schmello 

Another way to say hello. Also known as a salutation or greeting in the English language. When said one may also say schmello in response to the same greeting.
Schmello! How are you?
Schmello by missie marie April 10, 2010

schmello pad 

the area between your smegma blotched anteater and your stanky dirty balloon knot. Also known as choda, bicycle seat, perineum, and the bonch.
schmello pad by ryan and jay November 20, 2003

Schmegdorf 

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.
I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.
Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005

Schmello Yello 

SM:Schmeldldldo delldo!
Marzipan: What?
SM: Schmello Yello!
Marzipan: What'd you say? Schmello Yello?
SM: yeldo deldo...
Marzipan: what?
SM: Uh... homestar.
Marzipan: Im Marzipan.
Schmello Yello by Daniel December 9, 2003