schmender
schmender by Bob " the Living Schmender" Smith January 11, 2008
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Schmender
The number of years a person self-identfies with, especially when considered with reference to social and cultural differences rather than biological age.
Schmender by Definition king 009 December 22, 2022
Related Words
schmender • Schmendersexual • Gender Schmender • schmende • Schmendrick • Schlender • Schaender • schmeeder • schmeider • Schmeiderer
Gender Schmender
1: an international, gender education community located on Myspace; is also the name of a genderqueer friendly group in AU that puts on live performances.
2: Abreviated "GS"
3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
2: Abreviated "GS"
3: An expression, "Gender Schmender!"
1 Part 1: Are you a member of Gender Schmender?
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?
3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
1 Part 2: Which one? The online community or the one in Australia?
3 Part 1: "Stop it! Guys aren't supposed to act like that. Someone will think you're gay."
3 part 2: "Gender Schmender! I could care less about all of that gender policing bullshit. People are more than genders, ya know?"
Gender Schmender by Amiko-Gabriel March 31, 2007
Schmeidlered
Schmeidlered by Ian J. April 25, 2008
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A smol bean who is too hot, precious, and innocent for this world and deserves nothing but the best because he is perfection and deserves everyone's affection, and deserves a cookie and a hug
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fanny schmeller
fanny schmeller is a downhill ski racer, who also happens to have a fantastically unfortunate name...
fanny schmeller by chumba wumbla February 23, 2008
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