Schmegdorf 

1) A small woodland creature that only enters the city when in search of dingle-berries.

2) A large chubby kid whose cheeks turn to red streaks when he thinks about an activity that will pull him from his fat, french-fri eating ass from the couch. Characteristically has a oder and waxy buildup around the neck.

I wouldn't touch that schmegdorf.. I hear they're endangered.

Check out that schmegdorf over there! He smells like dick-cheese.

Schmegdorf by Future John February 3, 2005

Schmegory 

NOUN : (a schmegory) One individual who is awkward in social situations, has an

awkward appearance, is consistently overlooked and out-shined by others; the

male version of Meg from Family Guy

ADJECTIVE: (schmeg) Awkward in appearance; it's not gross, it's not right, it's

just 'eh'

VERB: (schmegoring) In the process of doing something incredibly awkward or

behaving awkwardly in a public context

NOUN: "Dude, what's been up with Tommy lately?"

"I don't know, he's acting like a schmegory..."

ADJECTIVE: "Tommy is doing 'No Shave November' and his facial hair is looking

schmeg......."

VERB: "Bobby was schmegoring at the party last night."

"Yeah he was acting very schmeg."

Schmegory by Two Palmettos and a Guido November 17, 2009

shmegdorf 

Dork, geek, dweed, loser. Klutz.

"Boy, that friggin' geek is an ugly shmegdorf."

shmegdorf by yourlittlesister April 20, 2003

shmegdorf 

A worthless fat dork dweeb that smells of Ben-Gay, and has a ring of black smelly crud in the creases of his neck

look at that Fat Fuck--- god damn he's such a smegdorf.

shmegdorf by Jimminy Chris February 3, 2005

schmekldorf 

To get brutally pounded by a 40 year old bbc in a discord call

I am a victim of Schmekldorf

schmekldorf by Will's dog's nutsack's cousin August 17, 2024