Schmememe 

Denoting when someone is saying something stupid or fastidious

"And she was like schmememe"

Schmememe by Toylet Duck June 9, 2018

schmememe 

A word denoting that someone is saying something annoying or over baringly pretentious.

"And they're all like schmememe"

schmememe by Toylet Duck June 9, 2018

hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.

"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.

hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.

In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.

schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schemometer 

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

schmeeked 

Being under the influence of marijuana or being high

Bro you're schmeeked

schmeeked by Jgar1234 October 1, 2015