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schmammed

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a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk
Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.
by sharstar June 26, 2006
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schmammed

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.
by B. Smith October 15, 2006
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schmammered

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
by Schmaynard August 31, 2008
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shmammed

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered
oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.
by ak123 September 25, 2004
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Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel
Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!
by Shmammel September 14, 2021
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Scammer Get Scammed

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.
Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.
by Dickhead382 August 6, 2018
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scammed

Given false information which leads to the loss of assets. See also, 'conned'.
"I gave that guy $400, because he said he was going to go get my new laptop from his car, but he just ran off with my money. I got scammed!"
by King Byron August 22, 2008
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