schmammed 

shma'am - d

a fun-to-say word for ridiculously drunk frequently used
by the cool kids at ridley college in st catharines, ontario

can be a good kind of drunk or a bad kind of drunk

see also:
crunk

Ex1/ wow, peggy-sue you were SCHMAMMED last night! you were dancing all up on the bar and everything - you go girl!

Ex2/ man bobby, how schmammed were you last night? i bet you got very friendly with your toilet afterwards.

schmammed by sharstar June 26, 2006

schmammed 

Being significantly drunk.

Did you guys see Brian last night he was totally schmammed.

schmammed by B. Smith October 15, 2006

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.

Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."

schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

shmammed 

a combination of smashed, hammered, and shitted or shit-faced

essentially, being drunk

synonym: shmammered

oh, man! i got so shmammed last night.

shmammed by ak123 September 25, 2004

Shmammel

when you leave your work station multiple times a day to wander. AKA Shmammel

Hey have you seen Tim, no I think he's shmammeling for the 10th time!

Shmammel by Shmammel September 14, 2021

Scammer Get Scammed 

An act in which one takes upon himself/herself (gender equality) to scam (or steal) from a scammer whom has attempted or in awfully dastardly cases succeeded to scam you.
The SCAMMER is in most cases a squeaky American child who’s balls I assume will NEVER drop.

Scammer: DuDe WhY dId YoU tAkE aLl My ItEMS!?!?!?!

Good Guy: Scammer get scammed.

Scammer Get Scammed by Dickhead382 August 6, 2018

shmammered 

To be beyond simple intoxication. Loud, rambunctious and incoherent speech is usually present, as well as a sever lack of balance. Can easily lead to vomiting.

Dude, you were so shmammered last night you didn't know your own name and puked all over the place

shmammered by David July 7, 2004