schemometer 

(n) a metaphoric tool used to measure the scheminess involved in a plot

Friend 1: I'll just drive her out to "get lucky rock" then once we're out there I'll just say I'm out of gas and that we'll have to stay the night out there

Friend 2: I don't know man thats about an 8.5 on my schemometer

Friend 1: What?

Friend 2: Obviously you schemed about that plan for a while, you're a creep

schemometer by gucciballinhard January 7, 2010

sizemometer 

A tactile-sensory nerve in a woman's vaginal walls dat help her estimate how big a guy's hoo-haw is by measuring how much it trembles and throbs against said love-tunnel as he's thrusting inside of her.

Some male intercourse-partners ask a "new" lady --- i.e., one whom he's just met, and so she has not yet laid eyes on his guy-junk --- to let him start out having sex wif her without her actually seeing his "equipment" beforehand (this could be accomplished by either initially having her be blindfolded or simply beginning said bouncy-bouncy wif all da lights off), but instead merely notice how his love-pipe actually feels inside of her before deciding how satisfying its length/girth/shape is for her; in this instance, she needs to rely solely on her sizemometer to determine how well-hung he is.

sizemometer by QuacksO June 8, 2023

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008