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The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.
"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"
schmemmen by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009
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hammacher schlemmer 

A magazine filled with hella expensive stuff no one would use in real life. The magazine was created for billionaires and rich, ass white people to spend the extra million dollars they find between their couch cushions on.
"Honey, pass me that Hammacher Schlemmer magazine," said Mark as he put on his gucci sunglasses.
hammacher schlemmer by RealSh*t September 25, 2013

schmemmy 

An Emmy® Award given out during the Creative Arts Emmy® Ceremony one week before the main award show.
In 2007, Kathy Griffin won the Schmemmy for her reality show, Life on the D-List.
schmemmy by DanielBrown January 5, 2008

schmammered 

The act of getting too drunk and trying to tell people how drunk you by using the word either smashed or hammered. But seeing that your so drunk you can't talk, in the middle of your sentence you get real confused and the word "schmammered" slurringly comes out of your mouth.
Amanda put down her drink, looked me in the eyes, got real excited and said, "Schmaynard, I'm Schmammered."
schmammered by Schmaynard August 31, 2008

Von Schlemmer 

A fictional character from the Sonic the Hedgehog animated series who enjoys staying in the cooler
Guy1:I went to get a soda and jeff jumped out of the cooler and scared the hell outta me

Guy2:Von Schlemmer?
Von Schlemmer by craz kylo May 23, 2008

schmelmer 

Last name that was popular amount many Nazi generals and soldiers.
Hitlers cousin was Arnold Schmelmer.
schmelmer by Black Larry Bird December 21, 2015

Shmelmen 

Charlie has a big shmelmen.
Shmelmen by BigBallerBoy January 5, 2021