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schmommy 

a mom that might be a man.....
I'm totally confused is that a schmommy?
schmommy by pig face joe July 17, 2007
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The word schme-mmen can be used in a variety of ways as it has no specific definition. It can be used in a positive or negative way to describe a person or body part.
"I love my schmemmen, we've been dating for a few months now."

"That schmemmen is blocking traffic!"

"Stop being a schmemmen and jump in the water already its not that cold." (schmemmen as in "chicken")

"Schmemmen, stop wasting my time."

HOLY MOLY, Thats one hell of a schmemmen she's got there!"
schmemmen by NATIVE MOON October 25, 2009

schmommy 

a mommy that might be a man....
dude im confused is that a schmommy?
schmommy by pig face joe July 18, 2007
(adj)- Used to describe situations that are mucky and/or muddled in their nature. Also a description of a soulless event.
Damn, I can't believe I fell off my unicycle again. What a schemmy way to start my talent show training.
Schemmy by Sherman1780 November 5, 2010

schwemmy 

a word used to instead of gay like that kid is so schwemm or my dad is schwemm wow what a schwemmy person
ur such a fuckin schwemm u suck cock
schwemmy by pookie soan September 27, 2004

schmimmy 

schmimmy- a pinch of dip
Hey, lemme get a schmimmy from your tin!
schmimmy by Hot Dogs May 14, 2006
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
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