schmacky

Noun--The act of peeing into one's own mouth.

Origins: This act is a standard fraternity hazing ritual within the local chapter of a national fraternity at a small southern California university. Onomatopoetic in nature, "schmacky" approximates the sound of a pledge attempting to say the name of the fraternity's founder with a mouthful of urine.

The pad thai was so hot that, with no access to other beverages, Tad was forced to pull a schmacky.

by peterkin March 19, 2009

schmacky

A weak foe, usually encountered in a sizable group; underpowered underlings; common in roleplay game usage.

Schmacky example: We burst into the room, our entire 7th level party. We were disappointed as we saw only 12 orc schmackies with falchions. One schmacky scored a critical hit on our wizard, but otherwise the whole group of schmackies was the standard speed bump.

by Nefarious DM November 9, 2013

schmackie

A slang for penis, as defined by Paul Reiser in the television sitcom Mad About You.

"Helen, what do you mean you didn't marry me for the size of my schmackie!?"

by Tits McGavin December 10, 2007