schmackel

Schmackel is the sound that Smegma makes during sex!

When your knocking the back out of it and you hear Schmackel - schmackel - schmackel - schmackel, your hearing smegma in action ;)

by n7v.net August 28, 2008

Schmackel

A glob or a pile of shit, jiz, spit, etc

Someone better clean up all that schmackel before it hardens

by Mj2020 August 31, 2018

schmalfeldt

Internet term. Verb. To invalidate your overly liberal position in an online debate by making veiled threats against the life or sexual dignity of your opponent's spouse or child, or faked threats against your own life.

Wow, dude just totally schmalfeldted himself!

by LeroyOddswatch March 7, 2014

wackity schmackity doo

Said after a very corny, very unfunny joke. Derived from the old Vaudeville comedy acts in which almost every one-liner was punctuated by a musical jingle. Usually played on the piano by a portly man with bright red cherub-like cheeks.

Made popular by Patton Oswalt in his comedy CD, "Werewolves & Lollipops".

Man in Auschwitz Camp: "I haven't seen this many ribs since I was at Tony Roma's!"

*wackity schmackity doo!*

by TattooZoo October 27, 2007

Schmack

word used to describe really good food

Didn't that mac n cheese hit the spot?
Yeah! That shit was schmack

by caro$wag February 8, 2021

schmazel

A mess that needs to be sorted out.

What a schmazel.

by B.H.C.78 March 16, 2010

schmeckel

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008