Carson's definitions

ooblyatta

An undescribable structure in shape, size, and proportion.

Person 1: "Hey! Look at that odd looking structure."
Person 2: "Oh chode monkey, don't ya know, thats an ooblyatta."

Person 1: "Mommy mommy I cut my poop lip on the ooblyatta."

by Carson December 6, 2004

good times

An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.

person 1 a.k.a. mike:remember that time tim's grandma died?
person 2 a.k.a. jim: yeah, good times.

by Carson December 17, 2004

grungle nutter

a person who picks at his/her ass hair after they have wiped there ass and they know there are still little pieces of shit in the ass hair called grungle nut

you are such a fucking grungle nutter bod, u pick ur ass all day.

by carson May 13, 2005

cahson

The name "Carson" when pronounced by a Bostonian.

"Cahson, siddown. Quit smilin'."

by Carson December 31, 2004

Secks

To have sex in a non sexual way

"oh baby i wanna secks you"
"give me 5 mins"
"kay"
"kay secks me up"
then the couple starts doing it with their clothes on

by carson December 13, 2004

baws

for use in vulgar sentences and to ridicule other people

"I put ma baws in ur maws jaws"

by carson December 9, 2003

schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004