16 definitions by Carson

someone who is always hanging out in the same place

Those assholes that are always down at the corner store

by Carson March 01, 2004

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No form of government will ever work completely without compassion. If everyone loved each other then it wouldn't matter what form of government we had. Peace.

Anarchy is just wishful thinking

by Carson March 14, 2004

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green piss

A common form of urine expelled from the body after drinking vodka, yeigermeister or any such form of alcohol. It is a result of the organic matter in the alcohol breaking down, getting you drunk as a skunk and urine that is very pale green in color. Usually results in waking up and not remembering.

Person 1: I drank so much this evening I had green piss.
Person 2: What?!? You better see a doctor.
Person 1: I think its the organics in the vodka I had breaking down.
Person 2: Shit bro, you are fucked up... since when are you a chemist? I bet you think you are a God too!
Person 1: I can see better than Shallow Hal and the ladies had green piss too!

by Carson September 25, 2014

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grungle nutter

a person who picks at his/her ass hair after they have wiped there ass and they know there are still little pieces of shit in the ass hair called grungle nut

you are such a fucking grungle nutter bod, u pick ur ass all day.

by Carson March 16, 2005

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good times

An interjection that is used when done with a reminecint story, the story can be good or bad, if bad you might be associated with a wiseass.

person 1 a.k.a. mike:remember that time tim's grandma died?
person 2 a.k.a. jim: yeah, good times.

by Carson December 17, 2004

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poop lip

1. The lip of your sphyncter.
2. A good name to call someone.

How's your poop lip?
Your a big old poop lip.

by Carson December 06, 2004

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schmackin

1) very good. intact.*

2) extremely tasty food substance.*

*word often stretched to add effect of how good something is.

1) Girl 1-"Yo, did you see that outfit? That jawn was schmackin!"
Girl 2-"Schmaaaackin!"

2) "I had a milkshake at Hollywood diner... That shit was schmaaaaaaackin!"

by Carson January 22, 2004

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