schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmeckel 

A jewish term reffering to a dick

damn dude go get your schmeckel checked out

schmeckel by schmeles September 23, 2010

Schmeckel 

Alternative spelling: Schmeckle.

Currency in the Rick and Morty universe.

Schmeckel: "My name is Slippery Stairs, I'll take you down there for 25 Shmeckels." (S1E5)

Schmeckel by saralesarale March 11, 2019

schmeckel 

1. Yiddish word used for a schmuck, but who is a little more benign, a more stupid and uninformed schmuck.

2. used also for a pre-pubescent penis, not yet fully grown.

1. He is a real schmeckel, for stealing sheets from the hotel laundry room for a toga party, with a policeman watching.

2. My 11 year old son is just discovering that his schmeckel
may be used for something else other than peeing.

schmeckel by Martin Lizerbram October 9, 2007

Schmeckel 

The word used in a joke told by Gene Simmons on the Today Show, causing Shannon Tweed to tell him to "Fuck off."

My schmeckel is now broken after being inserted into 3,000+ women.

Schmeckel by Hareeb Olsakk June 15, 2011

schmeckel 

The Yiddish term for the forskin of the penis.

Irving had his schmeckel sliced off by a mohel at his briss.
They served a nice deli platter too.

schmeckel by David Glaiser April 3, 2008

schmeckel 

A jewish penis freckel

Jhonny pulled his pants down to reveal his schmeckel

schmeckel by Pal Penis March 24, 2007