Definitions by snappy2

palintology 

a belief system based upon the biblical story of creationism, versus the science of dinosaurs once roaming the earth...like the ones whose bones are in museums, and based upon a loose interpretation of the Bible to justify killing polar bears, aerial hunting of wolves, and spouting falsehoods for the sole purpose of getting elected to political office to further Christianize the planet and prepare for the Apocalyptic Prophesy.

Denying man contributes to global warming, lying about visiting Iraq and Ireland, and lying about scandals in Alaskan politics is all part of Palintology.

palintology by snappy2 October 27, 2008

wantitis 

The affliction of always wanting to spend money on something else.

That spoiled brat has wantitis.

wantitis by snappy2 July 1, 2008

overmarried 

marrying above what you deserve.

The dude way overmarried. She's a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he's a 4 to 5 at best. Lucky bastard.

overmarried by snappy2 May 9, 2008

acquisitionitis 

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

acquisitionitis by snappy2 April 28, 2008

schmuckaluvich 

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

schmuckaluvich by snappy2 March 31, 2008

chihuahua

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.

check out those tight white jeans...nice chihuahua.
that cute little chihuahua needs to be petted.

chihuahua by snappy2 March 31, 2008

schmeckel 

Yiddish for small penis. Not a flattering term. Often used to describe a person in unflattering terms.

Herbie is such a schmeckel he can't get the same date twice.
Herbie's such a schmeckel the girls at the office nicknamed him "Is it In?" Herbie.

schmeckel by snappy2 March 31, 2008