by snappy2 February 25, 2008

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.
by snappy2 March 31, 2008

the disease of desiring to acquire.
Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.
by snappy2 April 28, 2008

bringing a third candidate into a political race who has a less than a zero chance of winning, but for delusional reasons of "principal" this candidate joins the race and the result is the delusional candidate filters enough "statement" votes from the frontrunner to give the expected runner-up the victory.
Our best shot at winning this election is to Naderize a kook into joining the race to take votes away from our opponent.
by snappy2 February 26, 2008

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.
That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?
by snappy2 March 31, 2008

by snappy2 February 25, 2008

marrying above what you deserve.
The dude way overmarried. She's a 9 or 10 in all important categories and he's a 4 to 5 at best. Lucky bastard.
by snappy2 May 09, 2008
