snappy2's definitions

toftt

take one for the team.

we were on a losing streak ever since the BBW showed up and started hangin round and every one was ignoring her. to break our losing streak I TOFTT.

by snappy2 March 28, 2008

schmuckaluvich

Yiddish for HUGE penis admired by others. The reference is to the person as a schmuckaluvich because with a schmuckaluvich that attribute overshadows all else.

That schmuckaluvich has got it made with the girls.
Yo, schmuckaluvich, why don't you share some of that action?
Hey, Herbie's going out with that supermodel...is he a schmuckaluvich or what?

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

Foxed

political and media term derived from the strategy of unfair and unbalanced media reporting solely for the purpose of killing any candidate that does not agree with the big business mantra. Derivation orignally from FOX network. Present tense "foxing." While it is the global big business interest pulling the strings, terms such as "gay marriage," "illegal aliens," "tax and spend liberal" and "abortion" are used as buzz words in foxing a candidate, while big business uses the buzz word "conservative" to conceal it's real identity.

Obama's been foxed all month.

by snappy2 March 30, 2008

euro-fuck

1. sex with a Euro.
2. what happens to Americans when they exchange dollars for euros.

1. a Yank in Paris shouldn't miss out on a euro-fuck.
2. a dollar gets me 49 cents worth of euros...I been euro-fucked. thanks Bush.

by snappy2 March 4, 2008

acquisitionitis

the disease of desiring to acquire.

Suzie shops to shop. She doesn't need anything. She's got acquisitionitis.
Julie's a collector. She keeps buying more and more. She has acquisitionitis.

by snappy2 April 28, 2008

chihuahua

a term of affection for a vagina. often used in conjuction with "hairless" to describe a shaved vagina.

check out those tight white jeans...nice chihuahua.
that cute little chihuahua needs to be petted.

by snappy2 March 31, 2008

strap it on

get ready for some physical action. from football and strapping on a helmet before intense action.

hey homeboy, strap it on and let's go.
hey baby, strap it on and ride me.

by snappy2 February 25, 2008