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Schlongevity 

After two pumps, Matt casually pulled out blowing it on her stomach. "Sorry hun" he said, shrugging his shoulders "I've got no schlongevity."

John's schlongevity earned him the nickname "energizer bunny". He keeps going and going...
Schlongevity by j0hnwillie March 13, 2008
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Sclounce 

To get a hit of something
Bro let me get a sclounce of that
Sclounce by TheSclounceGod November 13, 2020

schlonged 

When a man beats a woman, like he would with his penis, in the race for President of the United States.
Hillary Clinton got 'schlonged' by Barack Obama for the Presidency
schlonged by Calypso121 April 3, 2016
"SCHOUNCE"
#1 -> the cheese you left in the fridge when you went home for semester break. You return to find the processed cheap cheese with holes and mold. "The shounce will remain untouched until one drunk night at 2 am when the vodka gets the best of you and you are hungry ." you wake the next morning and declare "I cannot believe i ate the schounce last night"

#2-> also a term synonomous to cheezy but to be used in a polite fashion.
#2 "The investment banker used a pick up line that was quite "schounce" . I knew there was no way that my father stole the stars from the sky and put them in my eyes.
Schounce by Julie Rocks! January 8, 2009

Got Schlonged

According to Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton got schlonged by Barack Obama in the 2008 democratic presidential primary. This is akin to getting screwed; slighted; severely whooped; underhandedly beaten; having your ass handed to you ,etc.
She (Hillary) was gonna beat (Obama), she was favored to win (the 2008 Democratic presidential primary), and she got schlonged, she lost.
Got Schlonged by ImperialFleet1 March 31, 2016

Schlaunching

Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.
Hey, Jim! Wanna go schlaunching with my friend and I?
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
Word of the Day on October 22, 2026

Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
Word of the Day on October 21, 2026

Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
Word of the Day on October 19, 2026

Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026

fache-couture 

French slang, which translated, means "bull's fashion" but basically equates to "hyper trendy" or overly trendy. Used when a person wishes to express distaste at the latest fashion trend/fad, because it seems that everyone has a certain item of clothing or is wearing it. This term is most frequently heard in Paris but is slowly spreading to other parts of France.
1. That Burberry scarf is so fache-couture.
2. That purple American Apparel hoodie is so fache-couture.
fache-couture by bkgmh46x0x March 18, 2008
Word of the Day on October 17, 2026
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