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Schlong control 

The ability of a man to maintain an erection during sex and to ejaculate exactly when he decides.
A lady always appreciates a considerate lover who has excellent schlong control.

Long schlong telegong 

Long schlong telegong is a common phrase among german teachers when singing along loudly in the classroom. It can be written as Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ, too.
"Yeah Ľ0ňğ Șçhĺòńğ Țėľêğõňğ ❤️❤️❤️", sings my teacher. "Aiaiaiaiiai Long schlong telegong", answers my colleague.
Long schlong telegong by gollomosh September 3, 2022

Schrödinger's Schlong 

If the frontal genitalia of a person is not visible during sexual activities then it is both gay and not gay at the same time
Bro is that trap porn? You gay
Nah dude, Schrödinger's Schlong
Shit homie my bad
Schrödinger's Schlong by Spumbag257 November 11, 2018

Schlong Doggled 

Hoodwinked, Bamboozled, tricked, conned. To be taken advantage of.
That bitch schlong doggled me into buying her dinner and didn't even give it up...
Schlong Doggled by bobondeez February 23, 2013

Schlong around the cone

A popular adult party game from the 1970s. Cones are usually provided.
Who's in for a jolly round of Schlong around the cone?

oblong schlong 

Just like the name implies, a cock that's oblong. It is thick at the tip, from which the shaft tapers to the base, much like a Louisville Slugger.
"I watched a video of this hot bitch brushing her teeth, in the nude, which was great until the camera panned down to show the he/she's oblong schlong whirling around like a propeller. The horror! The horror!"
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"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Slop Grenade

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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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