Schlaunching is a sport involving the heinous act of acquiring two corpses, opening up their chest cavities, putting your feet inside, and utilizing them as skis. You then slide down a mountain, preferably a rough and rocky one, and see who can go the farthest. Usually, this sport involves three people, and the winner is typically decided by whose corpses are in the best condition and who went the farthest.
by Frederick Grumbledink October 14, 2017
Schlaunching is the act of aggressively pegging an individuals mouth hole
Derived from the words "shove" and "launch"- meaning that the dildo is simultaneously shoved and launched down the persons throat
Derived from the words "shove" and "launch"- meaning that the dildo is simultaneously shoved and launched down the persons throat
by Schlauncher November 14, 2023