Schlongage is a situation of total crap. It is an alternative to suckage, depression, all in all a bad state when all you want is to watch some porn, have a nice jerk-off and take a shower. An alternative meaning is when ten 12" niggaz pound your ass with their schlongs.

When the car broke down, the situation was a total schlongage!
He said 'What a schlongage', slammed the door and left.
Hey, I heard Tommy got nice schlongage from those big fat muthas!
What a schlongage! My anus will never recover from it!

schlongage by Satan's Cock September 8, 2008

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schlonghand

The long hand of a short hand acronym, spelt phonetically

Ell oh Ell = lol

bee tea double you = btw

schlonghand by Albear June 7, 2005

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Schlongohaulic

When a woman (or a man) has an addiction to shlong(s) (penis).

"I was getting my schlong sucked by some woman I just met at the public health department." "She would not let go of me until I dropped every drop of my spunk at the back of her throat." "Her four children were constantly asking their mother why they coulden't turn around and see what she was doing. She was clearly a Schlongohaulic."

Schlongohaulic by deadhorsey January 25, 2010

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Schlonghead

Schlong = penis. An alternative way of saying dickhead.

Why's my phone not charging? Coz the plugs not on you schlonghead

Schlonghead by Cpfcjames September 10, 2016

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