Schlongtater

A term coined by Kyle Gouge in 2023 referring to when someone has "hit a baseball very hard"

Kyle: "He was hitting absolute Schlongtaters"

Schlongtater by totallynotphswords October 11, 2023

schlongtoberfest 

a HUGE sausage fest, like Octoberfest but with just guys.

God its such a schlongtoberfest in here im not a fan imma go visit the ladies!!!

schlongtoberfest by drislyfe July 14, 2014

schlongeater79 

literally the hottest and funniest person alive

Chris Evans: " Oh yeah mean and schlongeater79 are 4liferz🤞🏻."

schlongeater79 by caroldanversbitch June 4, 2021

Schlongster 

Schlongster is an extension of the word schlong. Schlongster is a word used to describe someone, who excessively uses their 'schlong'. This word is also to be used as an insult against someone, who you think is particularly annoying. Schlongster is a newfound generational word, used by the most persistent and admired men and women. The word "schlongster" shall be used carefully and only in certain cases where you have earned it.

"Mike you are so annoying, can you stop being such a schlongster"

Schlongster by Peterkaukaulanapa May 8, 2025