7 definitions by NASCARJUNKMAN

Lobotomized Starfish

A complete idiot of a person, incapable of performing basic operations.

He was driving like a lobotomized starfish out there!!!

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 2, 2022

Schlongcitis

When your schlong suffers from some kind of disease and can't be used to its full potential.

Ouch, I have dick cramps, I think I might have Schlongcitis!

by NASCARJUNKMAN February 19, 2022

George Floyd Mentality

When a criminal is being arrested and they try to resist arrest, then proceed to claim that they ‘cannot breathe’ while being detained by an officer.

A man ran away from an officer and when tackled to the ground, he claimed that he couldn’t breathe. You could say that he had a George Floyd mentality.

by NASCARJUNKMAN March 6, 2023

Joe Biden

A senile grandpa who happened to stumble into the white house one day, raising the dead from their graves to cast votes for him. Frequently gets lost in the white house garden, requiring pathfinding redirection like a Skyrim NPC in a broken quest.

"America can be defined in one sentence: Asafuhmuttahanan," Joe Biden said in his speech.

by NASCARJUNKMAN July 7, 2024

Frogley

-("Frog-lee") Adjective: Having or displaying the qualities of a frog. Either a negative or positive connotation this would be used in.

-("Frog-lee") Noun: A funny last name

"Man look at the way he just jumped, he's so frogley."

by NASCARJUNKMAN June 21, 2022

Barn Schnitzel

Someone who lives in a barn and eats a lot of meat.

Jerry was a homeless man who lived in Farmer John's big red barn. He loved to eat tenderized meat. You could say he was a Barn Schnitzel

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 9, 2024

Obamamotopoeia

Obama, but highly exaggerated.

In 2013, Obamamotopoeia caused a government shutdown!

by NASCARJUNKMAN January 9, 2024